The Ballad Of Mrs. C (She's Sick Of The Beard) lyrics - Crowder

She's so sick of the beard

She's missing her man

And that sweet face he hides under there

Hasn't seen it in years

She's so sick of the beard

She's so sick of the cold

Sick of carols and sleigh bells

And waking up to that reindeer's nose

It's getting kinda old

She's so sick of the cold

Cause it's always HO, HO, HO

Up here in the Northern Pole

Had enough Christmas cheer

It's Christmas all year

Yeah she's tired of his crazy career

And she's sick of the beard

She's sick of the beard

She's so sick of the clothes

Elves wearing red, green, and white

Or anything with a bow

Tiny shoes and pointy toes

She's so sick of the clothes, oh oh

Cause it's always HO, HO, HO

Up here in the Northern Pole

Had enough Christmas cheer

It's Christmas all year

Yeah she's tired of his crazy career

And she's sick of the beard

She's sick of the beard

He was so glad to be home

So he found him a razor

And walked out looking twenty years old

Then he gassed up the sleigh

Said "Honey, where you wanna go?"

She said, "Mexico"

Cause it's always HO, HO, HO

Up here in the Northern Pole

Had enough Christmas cheer

Let's get outta here

But don't worry kids, he'll be back next year

And so will the beard

Ho, ho, ho

He's coming to town

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

He'll be back next year

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

Falalala

See you next year!

Falalala

Happy new beard!